What are the emotions one is supposed to feel when watching a cheeseball of a movie such as Bloodsport with jean-Claude Van Damme ? How does one deal with the bad acting, the cheesy flashbacks and the token blonde hussy who shows us her (as MXC's Kenny Blankenship would say) mommy bags?
Bolo Yeung is not much better either. Would it be better if Ralph Macchio was up there as the Karate Kid ? Would we punch the air and throw on Stallone's (brother's) Eye of the Tiger?
Whoa. The dude who Jean-Claude is taking revenge on Bolo for is none other than the guy who plays Ogre in Revenge of the Nerds. You know the guy who, when hopped up on the chiba chiba, asks almost prophetically, "What if C-A-T spells DOG ?".
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Posted by valentine | December 15, 2004 12:18 PM
Posted on December 15, 2004 12:18
Dear sir or Madam,
Your football club academy is of interest to me , please send me any available information so that I may apply, I am very much interested in your football club academy.
My name is valentine oparaugo , I am male, I hail from 12,ozubulu street orile iganmu lagos state of Nigeria. I play in the local league , I mean street football, I will like to improve my football career in your club football academy, I need a trainer, academy youth , academy director, and football club that can improve and encourage me. I need to increase the level of my speed , balance, confident, attitude, technique, to a Dynamic one.
In Africa millions or career and talent die everyday , this is cause by poverty , hunger, lack of good guardian, lack of people to say ‘keep it up” “Very good’ that is why many youth search for international trail , where they can get the best of football.
I will like to attend you football club academy, I am somehow good to my level , but I still need a trainer and a youth scout that can improve my confident and talent, I will like to develop my football career to the best level, and I know your club will be able to help me. I know full complement of young players are available in your club and football academy, I learnt you normally consider boys recommendation from your scouts and ex-professional players who recognize the high standards you which to recruit to your club , but I need a club like your club that will improve my talent. I wish you accept my request, so that I can enjoy the best of football from your club and football academy.
Thank you for your assistance
Posted by valentine | December 15, 2004 12:22 PM
Posted on December 15, 2004 12:22