Food for thought.
Watching Chuck Norris in Code of Silence, while I wait for my assignment to print out so I can correct a first draft.
Favorite quote, as Chuck walks in to a bar, "If I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you."
I remember those special Chuck Norris jeans that they would feature in the back of comic books. The ones with a little extra fabric in the inseam so that you could do those high kicks.
Oops, Chuck just got bitch-slapped in a bar. He ain't kicking high no more.
'nuff said.